New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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