Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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