Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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