You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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