I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I believe in your delicious
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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