i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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