my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
i believe in u and ur pee
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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