The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
