Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
its not stalking. its research.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
