Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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