Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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