I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
My dick has a subreddit
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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