the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
