I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I have already put on my inside pants.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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