South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I think people are normalizing furries
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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