Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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