And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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