i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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