We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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