But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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