He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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