is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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