they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
my sisters under your porch take her home
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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