What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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