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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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