do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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