I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
