I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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