Whod you bang
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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