I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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