adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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