How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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