A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I have post one night stand depression
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