K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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