It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You're a waste of cheezeits
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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