How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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