I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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