i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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