Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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