I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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