I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
he had hair everywhere except his balls
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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