I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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