careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
So much Jack, so little girl.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
