i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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