what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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