I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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