Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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