your thong is hanging out like whoa
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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