Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
50% drunk capacity currently
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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