the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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