so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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