Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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